bluntlysaid

Did I tell you about Amy?

Amy wants to get married. It’s one of her life-long ambitions. She lives in a place where women are defined primarily by who them marry. It’s a big deal for her. Amy is very pretty. Blonde, blue eyes, great body and very witty. She can be a little bitchy (i.e. doesn’t play nice with others sometimes) but she’s what many would consider an a’ight catch.

Amy has been dating Charlie for about six years. She has invested most of her 20s to this guy. I remember her once saying “I’ll gauge my eyes if that bastard doesn’t propose to me.”

Lets look at Charlie—he’s tall, lanky, a bit awkward looking due to some flawed genetics (two of his last names are the same because his mom is his father’s first cousin. I swear.) He’s very entertaining, witty guy. Not terribly ambitious. I do not believe he has great business sense either, but he makes do. Charlie loves to drink. Charlie loves to party. Charlie loves to say inappropriate things.

Amy and Charlie got into a fight once. She got jealous about something, they started yelling at eachother at a wedding, and then he spit on her. HE SPIT ON HER. Charlie spit on Amy, in public, in front of all of their friends.

Now they are engaged to be married…..I wonder if they will live happily ever after.

Amy + Charlie = LOVE*4(Ever)-Spitting